I am a loner! A crazy wide-eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast! But on the way I caught cornflakes disease!
Good gracious, it’s 2014, there should be some sort of service I can call and say, “Yes hello, I am unable to leave my bathroom floor because I am so sick, would you be a dear and bring me a fizzy drink and some pepto? Thaaaaanks!”
oh my god I’m dying. Why is this happening? I hate being ill.
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, O DEITY WHOSE EXISTENCE I DOUBT?
Eff this, I’m getting a weirwood.